- Preface
- Everything In This Book Happened
- Father Figuratively
- Alex’s Ashes
- Antidisestablishment Presbyterianism
- Joe Cushing
- Deepu and the Cappuccino Blast
- Yoga Bear
- Dog Duty
- Colorblind
- The Connection Collection
- Occam’s Socket Wrench
- The Tigers Through the Ages
- Nur-shree School
- Bug Juice
- Gun Control
- My Easter Bat
- Station Wagon
- Weakness
- Devils Night or Devil’s Night
- Pleasant Ridge
- My First Real Girlfriend
- How to Cry
- Kissing Jenny Yardley
- Basement Parties
- Life Themes
- A Carnival Inside My Head
- Que Sera
- Que Lastima
- Biagi and the Stupido Americano
- Artful Dodger
- Marci’s Uterus
- Inconvenience Store
- Two-thirty A.M.
- Snoop and Bubba
- Txt Msg
- Last Will and Testicles
- Back in the USSR
- I See Church
- She Can’t Help You
- Jesus Is Just All Right With Me
- Missy