Being misunderstood is one of blogging’s top ten biggest hazards. I’m told that my tongue-in-cheek carbon offsets sale made some people think I was asking for money. I actually was asking for money, but only from large, multi-national corporations with guilty consciences.
One of the other hazards is the year-end, Top Ten list. Yes, we are all naturally prone to produce such lists, particularly as the decade wraps up. So in order to look trendy and feel like I’m part of something larger, I’m offering up my own Top Ten List of other people’s Top 10 Lists.
And as a side note to the authors of these masterful lists, thank you for making this season a jolly holiday. As payment I can offer you carbon offset certificates for the low, low price of …
The top ten most fascinating urinals
The top ten uses for navel lint
The top ten moments caught on Google street view
The top ten worst cities for rats in 2009
The top ten clothes you never thought existed
The top ten dumb ways to catch on fire