The Spiritual Wanderer
Merry Whatever You Celebrate from all of us at Spiritual Wanderer Incorporated.
Here’s an oldie but a baddie. It’s either nine seconds of me wishing you a holly jolly Christmas, or nine seconds of your life you’ll never get back. Regardless, I feel this may be my worst attempt yet at trying to get you to check out any of my books. Click any of those books up there, if for no other reason than to make me STOP!
The response has been amazing so far. Our wrapping paper is flying off the shelves. But you, the consumer, are begging for more. That’s why today we’re offering up this limited edition Spiritual Wanderer Book Band TM.
Of course, we’re not talented enough to figure out how to wrap the ePub books for your Kindle, Nook or iPad, but when we come up with a plan, we’ll be sure to let you know.
Just follow these simple instructions to download and customize your very own purchase. Yes, that’s right, you can customize your Rodney collection any way you want it. And guess what? It works with one, two or even three books!! Rodney’s books aren’t really a trilogy, but if you band them together, you can pretend they are.
FIRST, CLICK ON THIS GRAPHIC THEN PRINT IT OUT:
NEXT: FOLLOW THESE TWO SIMPLE STEPS:
And there you have it, easy, peasy, lemon squeezy. Now you can look forward to your loved ones opening their gifts this holiday season and proclaiming, “Gee, a cancer and unemployment book, just what I always wanted for Christmas!”
Want a free audio sample from my latest book? Gosh, who wouldn’t? Here’s something I wrote and recorded for Getting Laid (off) back in 2010.
Click here and listen to a free MP3 from the chapter The One Where I Drive My Mother To The Death Panel At The Local Walmart.
And, of course, click on any of those three books above to order your paperback version, iPad version, Kindle version, Nook version or just one to carry along with you on your phone.
Nothing stops The Spiritual Wanderer, as Rodney Curtis is known to readers far and wide from the title of his first humorous book about the many quirky challenges of life in America. Then, suddenly his life went from quirky to terrifying as he was hit with a double whammy: a layoff notice and a diagnosis of cancer. Many would have folded under the pressure, but Rodney’s approach to life remains undimmed. As he says in his introduction, he keeps laughing in the face of fear.
The shocking L-words struck like hammers: “Laid off,” then, “Leukemia.” Like millions of Americans, Rodney Curtis feared for his life and his family. But what that deadly acute leukemia didn’t know was: It was dealing with the Spiritual Wanderer, the columnist who is famous for finding humor and wisdom in daily life. Rodney started by renaming his foe: “A Cute Leukemia.” He explains, “Nothing makes cancer madder than belittling it and pinching its darling baby cheeks.” If you’d like to try chuckling in the face of your fears, join Rodney on his quest to recover both humor and health.
Who is the Spiritual Wanderer? He’s an ordinary person like you and me. When he crawls out of bed each morning, he needs to find a cup of frozen coffee before he can contemplate searching for spiritual answers in the cosmos. As his day unfolds, Rodney Curtis looks everywhere for meaning and hope–and always for humor. He wanders through the lives of people around him, through the streets with his beloved dogs and even searches for spiritual guidance in the lights high above us, although that winking glow up there sometimes turns out to be a streetlight. In these 40 short adventures with the Wanderer, you’ll likely find yourself standing very close to your own home.
