Category: Humor

Virtual Head Peace

June 22nd, 2020

Virtually done with reality

I’m done with reality. Read More…

A Perfect 10?

June 9th, 2020

Some chemo, a transplant, a few laughs

My doctor’s notes from this day, ten years ago.

My life ended ten years ago. But it’s okay; I got over it.

That morning, I guest-lectured in a friend’s class at MSU, had some pizza with her husband, played a quick round of golf with him, then at 3:30 pm, June 9th, 2010, my doctor dropped a death sentence on me.

His sentence was, “This is not a death sentence.” Read More…

New Floors

October 1st, 2019

Three days in 45 seconds

You know the phrase, “When you’re a hammer, everything looks like a nail.”

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The Shaving Syndicate

December 14th, 2018

The Cutting Cartel? The Clean Shave Conglomerate?

Rodney’s razor, midway through it’s too-short lifespan.

Launched in 1977, NASA’s Voyager 2 just left the solar system.

Opened in 1883, 150,000 vehicles cross the Brooklyn Bridge every day.

And songs from one of the earlier metal bands, Led Zeppelin, are still being played today.

So why is it that I have to replace my razor blades every dang month after using them, at most, only every couple of days? Read More…